Well my good people…the Summer is almost over, sad but true. We ate a lot, we did some swimming, got a tan at the beach (for those of you who didn’t come with one already built in), and generally enjoyed some good times under the Sun. However, have no fear my fellow lovers of the UV ray, thanks to Global Warming the Summer is sure to last well into October! (let’s hear it for pollution!)
So as we mourn the loss of Summer let me share with you a few things we can all look forward to with the coming cold:
1) The electric bill will be lower because you can finally turn off the AC!
2) The food bill will be lower because you no longer feel obligated to have a BBQ to feed 50 of your “closest” friends every other weekend!
3) You won’t have to spend as much on gas because you no longer feel compelled to take unnecessary trips just because “it’s nice out”.
4) Ladies…you can go back to eating real food because you have at least 7 months before you have to fit back into that swimsuit.
5) People that should have been covered up all Summer (you know who you are) will now be covered up out of necessity until at least May.
6) You can save on water because you no longer feel motivated to wash your car, take care of your lawn, or water your flowers. (however, some of these savings will be offset by actually having to bathe your children. You can no longer take them to the pool and let them rinse off in the chlorine)
7) Fellas…we can go back to setting the thermostat juuuuust cold enough so that our lady friend will want to cuddle ;-) (let’s try to keep that lil’ tip between us shall we?)
Try and make the best of what’s left of the soon to be good-old-days. I know I will!
So as we mourn the loss of Summer let me share with you a few things we can all look forward to with the coming cold:
1) The electric bill will be lower because you can finally turn off the AC!
2) The food bill will be lower because you no longer feel obligated to have a BBQ to feed 50 of your “closest” friends every other weekend!
3) You won’t have to spend as much on gas because you no longer feel compelled to take unnecessary trips just because “it’s nice out”.
4) Ladies…you can go back to eating real food because you have at least 7 months before you have to fit back into that swimsuit.
5) People that should have been covered up all Summer (you know who you are) will now be covered up out of necessity until at least May.
6) You can save on water because you no longer feel motivated to wash your car, take care of your lawn, or water your flowers. (however, some of these savings will be offset by actually having to bathe your children. You can no longer take them to the pool and let them rinse off in the chlorine)
7) Fellas…we can go back to setting the thermostat juuuuust cold enough so that our lady friend will want to cuddle ;-) (let’s try to keep that lil’ tip between us shall we?)
Try and make the best of what’s left of the soon to be good-old-days. I know I will!
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