As you all know…I love lists. So today I was told that MTV now has a show called “MTV’s Top Pop Group”. Causing me to think that in our world today talent means nothing. All you need is enough votes on a “reality” show/contest and you’re in there like swimwear (that means it’s all good youngsters)! Americas Next Top Model, America’s Best Dance Crew, America’s Got Talent, American Idol , So You Think You Can Dance, and the list goes on and on and on. You don’t have to be the best just those votes in!
So I was thinking about some of the great Americans out there that have been overlooked and who’s talents (or lack thereof) are being wasted simply for lack of an opportunity to showcase their talents. So let’s shine the light on these great Americans and give them their shot at fame, glory and riches! So MTV, Fox, VH1, and all the rest...if you’re out there and you’re reading this (and I know you are) here are my top 7 suggestions for contests for us regular people to give us our shot at being the next biggest thing:
1) America’s Best Dirty Water Dog – For the men and women who brave the elements to bring us undercooked and over dirty hot dogs year round. Have water will travel!
2) Americas Best Sweatshop – Who can make a Sneaker the fastest and for the lowest pay per hour? It could be you!
3) America’s Next Top Nail Salon – who doesn’t love little Asian women running around talking real fast?
4) America’s Next Top Spreadsheet – This is for all you cubicle dwellers. Bring you’re “A” game! Two words…Pivot Table…’nuff said
5) America’s Got Tastelessness – If you’re over 50 and you own anything animal print or Hawaiian print…its your time to shine!
6) America’s Got Roadkill – For those unsung (and mostly unseen...I haven’t ever seen them...have you?) heroes who remove the skunks, deer, raccoons, and various other creatures from our nations road shoulders (this one is courtesy of Captain Lips)
7) So You think You Can Wax a Back – A lost art, temporarily revived by a 40 Year Old Virgin, but since fallen off the map yet again. O Masters of the Waxy Arts…here’s your chance at greatness!
So I was thinking about some of the great Americans out there that have been overlooked and who’s talents (or lack thereof) are being wasted simply for lack of an opportunity to showcase their talents. So let’s shine the light on these great Americans and give them their shot at fame, glory and riches! So MTV, Fox, VH1, and all the rest...if you’re out there and you’re reading this (and I know you are) here are my top 7 suggestions for contests for us regular people to give us our shot at being the next biggest thing:
1) America’s Best Dirty Water Dog – For the men and women who brave the elements to bring us undercooked and over dirty hot dogs year round. Have water will travel!
2) Americas Best Sweatshop – Who can make a Sneaker the fastest and for the lowest pay per hour? It could be you!
3) America’s Next Top Nail Salon – who doesn’t love little Asian women running around talking real fast?
4) America’s Next Top Spreadsheet – This is for all you cubicle dwellers. Bring you’re “A” game! Two words…Pivot Table…’nuff said
5) America’s Got Tastelessness – If you’re over 50 and you own anything animal print or Hawaiian print…its your time to shine!
6) America’s Got Roadkill – For those unsung (and mostly unseen...I haven’t ever seen them...have you?) heroes who remove the skunks, deer, raccoons, and various other creatures from our nations road shoulders (this one is courtesy of Captain Lips)
7) So You think You Can Wax a Back – A lost art, temporarily revived by a 40 Year Old Virgin, but since fallen off the map yet again. O Masters of the Waxy Arts…here’s your chance at greatness!
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