I thought I could stay away from addressing politics on my blog, but in the interest of humor Sarah Palin has made it almost impossible for me to avoid the obvious and easy.
Now I won’t bore you by taking easy jabs at all of the silly nonsensical interviews she’s had, but I will take a moment on my soapbox to say this…
Many have criticized Obama’s lack of “experience” and so now I ask: which is more important to America…quantity of time served, or quality of time served? Educate yourself (watch the Sarah Palin interviews with Katie Couric including the joint McCain-Palin interview at CBSnews.com) and form your own opinion.
In the meantime I was able to engage my network, rub a few elbows, and got some one-on-one time for an exclusive Guerilla Mindfare interview with the Republican VP nominee herself. You readers wanted some very specific questions answered and here’s what she had to say:
Guerilla: Thank you for spending a few minutes with us today, we know you have a busy schedule and we have just a few questions and we’ll let you get back to it.
Palin: Thank you for that welcoming welcome and yes I am a busy little bee, or perhaps I should say beaver but it doesn’t much matter because they both start with “B” which everyone knows comes after “A” and is always at the beginning.
Guerilla: ummmm….yeah…so…let’s start easy with a nice getting-to-know-you question our readers would like to know. Do you like hamburgers?
Palin: Well...I certainly do love French fries....and in America that’s something that we have to make sure we are focused on
Guerilla: But do you like hamburgers?
Palin: Have you ever met an Eskimo? They love hamburgers and French fries…even if they’re cold…the fries not the Eskimos
Guerilla: Not to beat a dead horse, or a cow in this case, but do you like hamburgers as in do you like to eat them?
Palin: I love putting things in my mouth and as you know from past presidencies that can be a very important aspect to whether you are viewed as a good one or a bad one
Guerilla: ok let’s move to the next question. How will you represent for women if you become Vice President?
Palin: This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating, but what I will do for women is I will let them represent themselves. Women are strong people they don’t need me to represent them. So they can be beautiful and well represented and we will gladly take the credit for their success.
Guerilla: that sounds a bit fishy Governor…
Palin: Let me stop you right there…I believe man and fish can live together peacefully. This is America. Home of the Cowboys and Indians
Guerilla: I think they prefer Native Americans Governor
Palin: Yes…excuse me…Native Americans and Indians…
Guerilla: ….
Keep checking back for part two of our interview with Gov Sarah Palin when we really dig in to the major issues…and be sure to tune in to the Vice Presidential debates tonight at 9PM EST. It’s bound to be entertaining if nothing else…
Now I won’t bore you by taking easy jabs at all of the silly nonsensical interviews she’s had, but I will take a moment on my soapbox to say this…
Many have criticized Obama’s lack of “experience” and so now I ask: which is more important to America…quantity of time served, or quality of time served? Educate yourself (watch the Sarah Palin interviews with Katie Couric including the joint McCain-Palin interview at CBSnews.com) and form your own opinion.
In the meantime I was able to engage my network, rub a few elbows, and got some one-on-one time for an exclusive Guerilla Mindfare interview with the Republican VP nominee herself. You readers wanted some very specific questions answered and here’s what she had to say:
Guerilla: Thank you for spending a few minutes with us today, we know you have a busy schedule and we have just a few questions and we’ll let you get back to it.
Palin: Thank you for that welcoming welcome and yes I am a busy little bee, or perhaps I should say beaver but it doesn’t much matter because they both start with “B” which everyone knows comes after “A” and is always at the beginning.
Guerilla: ummmm….yeah…so…let’s start easy with a nice getting-to-know-you question our readers would like to know. Do you like hamburgers?
Palin: Well...I certainly do love French fries....and in America that’s something that we have to make sure we are focused on
Guerilla: But do you like hamburgers?
Palin: Have you ever met an Eskimo? They love hamburgers and French fries…even if they’re cold…the fries not the Eskimos
Guerilla: Not to beat a dead horse, or a cow in this case, but do you like hamburgers as in do you like to eat them?
Palin: I love putting things in my mouth and as you know from past presidencies that can be a very important aspect to whether you are viewed as a good one or a bad one
Guerilla: ok let’s move to the next question. How will you represent for women if you become Vice President?
Palin: This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating, but what I will do for women is I will let them represent themselves. Women are strong people they don’t need me to represent them. So they can be beautiful and well represented and we will gladly take the credit for their success.
Guerilla: that sounds a bit fishy Governor…
Palin: Let me stop you right there…I believe man and fish can live together peacefully. This is America. Home of the Cowboys and Indians
Guerilla: I think they prefer Native Americans Governor
Palin: Yes…excuse me…Native Americans and Indians…
Guerilla: ….
Keep checking back for part two of our interview with Gov Sarah Palin when we really dig in to the major issues…and be sure to tune in to the Vice Presidential debates tonight at 9PM EST. It’s bound to be entertaining if nothing else…
(the preceeding was a parody not a real interview...just in case the men in black come a lookin for me)
